Below are the 16 most recent journal entries recorded in ecnoferber's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, September 17th, 2003
12:44 am	fat ugly chicks dig me QUOTE OF THE DAY: "that sounds like rabbit logic." - Cage Donnie Darko... i just don't know what to think of that movie. its so fucked up, i almost cried, because thats what i do when i stab myself. anyways, oh yeah... fat ugly chicks are the only girls that want to make sweet sweet lovin to me. why is that? any class i'm in, i'm always wedged in between 2 of them... i see them shamu their way into the room, and i just know where they are going to squeeze their fat asses right next to me. not only that, they always try to strike up conversation with me by proving how ridiculously dumb they are. i mean, one day i'm going to snap... i'm not above hitting a woman. Current Mood: does autistic count? Current Music: This Song Brought To You By A Falling Bomb - Thursday (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003
10:42 pm	blah blah blah Quote of the Day - "They're down with the brown" -Quality Bob i'll put it this way... the highlight of my day was playing a game of freecell, and beating it without having to put any of the cards in those top 4 spots... fun day... i ate Wendy's today, that was pretty ok... damn, that ass deoderant was a good idea... on a better note, bobby wants to hook me up with this hot high school friend of his... why do 17 year old's have to be soooo hot? Mark? you should be able to tell me... be he tells me she can do a backflip... i just might marry this girl... but i'm glad to see bobby still spending the 2PM-3PM afternoon block sitting in his car outside of his old high school in the parking lot... Current Mood: gassy Current Music: 311 - I'll Be Here a While (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 19th, 2003
12:00 am	in my defense... i never said creed was a good band, but that one song is hot, so fuck ya'll... QUOTE OF THE DAY: "then we can play mommy-daddy. or, daddy-is-hurting-mommy" Mizzark inviting me over for a sleep-over Current Mood: dissappointingly satisfied Current Music: Papa Roach - Time and Time Again (Comment on this)
Monday, February 17th, 2003
8:21 pm	Dear Diary the big question awaiting me tonight is whether or not to drink... alone of course... fuck you and don't judge me... i think i deserve a little break tonight... you know, give myself a little treat... i got to blow guys... uh, i mean, snow, all fucking day. and the best part is because my house was obviously built by the most brutally dumb mexican dropouts, its like a wind tunnel in my driveway, so i got to plow through 5 foot drifts... go me. i did however get to throw Caesar in them, i love abusing the helpless, thats right, i said it Current Mood: angry... in the good way Current Music: Creed - Bullets (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 16th, 2003
12:41 pm	Sorry Mark QUOTE OF THE DAY: Sartan Z: i woke up with the shits take me back baby, i'm sorry, i'll never hit you again, i've changed... i'm just scared of your love sometimes... ok, i'm back... i just went through a week and a half period of drinking everynight... usually alone, but thats not the point... god gave us 2 livers for a reason. Random thoughts... my swamp ass is killing me. were i chemist, i'd make an ass crack deoderant... i might have just found my calling in life... i'd would try to use my old spice high endurance, but i'm afraid of rash. perhaps and arm and hammer would be less caustic to my colon, but i digress... in case you weren't sure how lonely i really am, i watched Notting Hill last night, and i don't want to talk about it anymore... whatever. in New Brunswick the other night to a bar. it was a sunday night and i was out at the Rusty Spur, sunday nights are the best... free bingo and trivia rounds for prizes... i won a round of trivia but i didn't get the prize because i fucking forgot to write my name on the paper... so fuck you, i'm a winner... big shout out to Brova George Current Mood: lonesome Current Music: Lost Prophets - Shinobi vs. the Dragon Ninja (1 Comment |Comment on this)
12:35 pm	why i hate mark... because he keeps asking me to fucking write in this gay diary... i hate you (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 25th, 2001
1:54 am	FUCK YOU fuck you (1 Comment |Comment on this)
12:28 am	QUOTE OF THE DAY: "get your crotch out of my face..." - brova george (when i started dancing to "Whoomp, There it is") Today sucked ass. my exam sucked, i got back my other one that i had friday and only got an 80... i suck. it rained all day and i had to walk to all of my classes in it. no one but me showed up to the gym today... no one cares. luckily the class is tomorrow so people will be around. the one thing i liked about today was my V8 Splash drink that i'm drinking right now. i swear its not disgusting... you can't even taste the carrot juice in it. oh yeah, i have another f*cking physics quiz tomorrow... damn it feels good to be a gangsta Current Mood: sassy Current Music: Elvis - Such a Night (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 23rd, 2001
11:37 pm	i don't want to be an electrical engineer, so why do i have to take a fucking ELE class guess what jeff got to do all weekend... thats right study. except that i couldn't study so i kind of just sat around all weekend. QUOTE OF THE WEEKEND: "she's like elf-hot... but not elf-hot... more like troll hot" - Broadway yeah, i got to watch don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood friday night while drinking. don't ask why. corey bought a stereo and some new cd's... unfortunately they were macy grey and jay-z. i wanted to die. it felt like i had gonerhea of the ears. it gave me such a fucking headache. Current Mood: oblivious Current Music: Mitch Hedberg - some comedy cd... he's funny as hell (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 19th, 2001
9:44 pm	Quote of the day: "yeah, i wonder why everyone else still eats, i mean, you are doing so well with the photosynthesis" Steve-O Thats right, i was walking to catch my bus today and saw steve-o sitting on the wall on the side of Link. i wasn't sure at first if it was him, but i figured, who else would ever let their hair get like his. anyway, had an extraordinary conversation with him, the topics of which elude me right now... ok it was a waste of 10 minutes of my life. it started like this... Steve-O:"buuhhhhh... whats... up jeff?" Me: "not much, about to get some food" Steve-O:"oh yeah (dramatic pause)... sounds.... great" (sigh) Me: "what are you doing?" Steve-O: (sigh) "ohhhhhh... ahhhhhh... just (dramatic pause)... reading a little" (sigh) as you can see, this went on until i walked away... word of advice... if you ever have about an hour of your life to just waste, i recomend spending it by talking to steve-o. he knows how to have an entire conversation, by just sighing and making sounds... i don't know how, its eerie. anyways... classes rocked today (i hate my life) i found out i have a test friday, and one on monday... fridays will be easy, but i think i need to learn (not study) a lot of the info for mondays'. GO ME!!!! Current Mood: lathargic Current Music: Reggie and the Full Effect - Happy Chickens (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 13th, 2001
10:27 pm	Where are the intelligent people??? Quote of the day - "Yeah, i once took a valium... i was able to get my leg in back of my head, and i was right at home with that." Joshy Started the day with the Steve Buscemi bus driver... a scary likeness to who he played in Billy Madison. everytime someone walked onto the bus, he would say hi... and no matter what they said when they got off, he would say bye. he's soooooo creepy. first class... sat next to nick romeo, starting center on the football team. he spent 10 minutes tracking some flys that were around us and constantly swipe at them like he was going to hit them. and sometimes he would think he caught one. i hate my sad sad life... and then i saw her... erin... the fattest, ugliest, most annoying girl form my floor last year. god i want her body... OJ knows what its like to be in my position. i can't get her hideous, heinous figure scratched out of my head Current Mood: anxious Current Music: Deftones - Passenger (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 12th, 2001
10:41 pm	death's a bitch (ripped from the Family Guy) i know it sucks to start out like this, but it unfortunately has to. most of you don't know, but my grandfather died. it sucks, and i don't want to and will not talk about it to anyone so don't ask. if you are wondering, i feel like shit, which you all know is the answer before you even ask. save your breathe for breathing... some of my dumber friends might have trouble with that. i will be fine and i know that it isn't healthy to keep everything bottled up inside, because one day i just might explode. too bad... you know how i am. Current Mood: insanity Current Music: NIN - We're in this together (Comment on this)
10:38 pm	just checking to see if this works.. (Comment on this)
Monday, August 27th, 2001
11:15 pm	crap (1 Comment |Comment on this)
11:15 pm	crap (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 25th, 2001
2:58 pm	electricity hazzards first off, whats 6 more volts of electricity anways. its not enough to kill small cat or dog. it won't make your stand straight... it is however enough to start your telephone on fire. i moved in to my apt on south campus yesterday. A. i've never had so much fun in my life. 14 hours with nothing to do but sit around. B. my phone caught fire. fine.. it was my own fault, but MY PHONE CAUGHT FIRE. i "accidentally" plugged in a 15 volt power cord to it instead of a 9 volt one, and what happens? it immediately starts smoking and now my phone is fried. now, i have to make do with brova georges one until i do something about it (Comment on this)